THE FUTURIST! Star Rates FAKE DOG FILMS

[NickWray]

I'm not rubbing it in! It hurts me, too.

[THE FUTURIST!]

Will look at what has not been reviewed.

[Paul]

Getting jipped, it never gets any easier.

[Dara]

Still waiting on some star-ratings, Mr. F.!

[THE FUTURIST!]

What?

What is on the docket?

[Dara]

Oh, nothing in particular, just referring to your above post from a couple of weeks ago. I'm not sure if there's too much left really...

[Dara]

Can we look forward to any more ratings from TF!? We do like your reviews, even when they're not hot.

[Stephen]

Well, we'll always have that photo from the film with Dara sitting on a bench waiting for a bus or train with Stephen sitting next to him in a tie staring (or pulling a WEBBY) right into the camera.

It was a picture. I only noticed Dara wasn't looking at the camera when the picture was taken.

[THE FUTURIST!]

Well, we'll always have that photo from the film with Dara sitting on a bench waiting for a bus or train with Stephen sitting next to him in a tie staring (or pulling a WEBBY) right into the camera.

It was a picture. I only noticed Dara wasn't looking at the camera when the picture was taken.

This is really old news, Stephen.

Your acumen on keeping up on posts:

1 1/2 STARS

Your tie:

4 stars

[THE FUTURIST!]

THE FUTURIST! will rate the postcard he received in his Utter Despair mailbox today.

The aforementioned postcard was from the Fake Dog Lads.

DARA
WEBBY
and
GEAROID

The lads (wait! Card was actually signed THE FAKE DOG MEN) were visiting Dara in Scotland and they sent a postcard (rather large card) from THE SCOTCH WHISKY EXPERIENCE in Edinburgh.

Dara wrote:

Dear TF!

Greetings from Scotland!
We are enjoying a whiskey in your honour.
Hope all is well in Utter Despair, NJ.

All the Best,
THE FAKE DOG MEN

And each signed the card ... and Gearoid has a very interesting signature.

RECEIVING POSTCARDS FROM FAKE DOG REPRESENTATIVES:

5 STARS.

This particular card:

5 STARS.

Woody Allen Card

5 STARS

Well rounded ratings.

Cheers!