Abdate
Written Jul 7, 09:59 PM by DaraI’m sure all of you are wondering how the Fake Dog ab competition is coming along (if not, get your priorities in order!). I haven’t seen Paul or Gearoid’s “abs” recently, but I’m assuming we’re all at about the same level- completely and utterly ab-less. The dealine is less than two months away (the August/ September weekend) so it’s pretty much anyone’s game at this point. I’m hearing a lot of votes for Webby’s side. That’s fine. People like an underdog. And Gearoid is very sure of himself, which in turn motivates me.
I saw some of a Strong Man competition (they all have massive kegs!) on telly today, and it got me in the mood for competition. There was a little guy in the competition from Bulgaria that was trying very hard to lift things four times his weight. I was reminded of Webby for some reason. Then, there was a Dutch man who was quite showy and stuck out his tongue cheekily when he lifted things while standing on one leg. This was all quite entertaining, but didn’t actually help him win. Not unlike Gearoid’s cockiness. And then, there was the Polish man. He just shut up and won the competition. I am that Polish man (for the purposes of this analogy). And after the competition is over, and my abs have long since vanished (they’ll disappear faster than an unattended six-pack at a house party), I will have the satisfaction of knowing I sent my fellow Fake Dogs home from Electric Picnic, in flabby, flabby shame…
JA jestem całym który jest człowiek.
— Dara
That was an f-AB-ulous blog entry!! YOu are an inspiration!
— THE FUTURIST! · Jul 8, 01:53 AM · #
I think I have come up with a suitable way of judging the competition. Go to the Fake Dog wager thread on the message board to find out more.
— Paul · Jul 9, 04:42 PM · #